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no need for data ✨ just vibes. The GTM team's secret operating system. We run a vibe-based attribution model in this house. The dashboards are decorative. The KPIs are stories we tell stakeholders. Decisions are made on gut, vibe, and one good slack message from someone with strong opinions. For the sales rep whose forecast is mostly feelings. For the marketer whose brief was "make it more compelling." For the CS lead who can predict churn from a ticket's tone. For anyone in go-to-market who's said "the numbers are telling a story" and meant any story they wanted. ★ part of the No Need for Data, Just Vibes collection — the brand-approved unscientific method. wear it to the board meeting, sip from it during the QBR.

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No Data Just Vibes Hoodie

thot leader > thought leader. The original Thot Leader Labs piece — the saying that started the brand. In 2021 the brand pivoted from aspiring thought leader to thot leader and the universe rewarded the bit. The unicorn is here because of course it is. For the chronically online corporate gen z, the substack-having opinion-haver, the manager who lurks in slack threads to take screenshots. For everyone who's technically a thought leader but cooler about it. ★ part of the Thot Leader collection — the brand origin. wear it, stick it, gift it to the person whose linkedin bio is too long.

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Thot Leader Dad Hat

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Marketing attribution is fake. Guys. It's literally made up. You guys know this, right? First-touch is a lie, multi-touch is a coping mechanism, last-click is a personality disorder. For everyone in marketing who's known the truth for years but had to nod along in the QBR anyway. For the growth lead with dashboards and doubts. For the agency strategist who has explained the funnel one too many times. For anyone who's said "well, attribution is hard" while making direct eye contact. ★ part of the Marketing Attribution Is Fake collection — the second-most-popular position no one will say out loud. wear it to the kickoff, sip from it during the report-out.

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Marketing Attribution Is Fake News Mug

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