Everything Dr. Orion CANNOT do | Linktree

1. Dr. Orion is not allowed to declare war on any country, thing or person.

2. Dr. Orion is not allowed to convince other people that they are actually Dr. Orion.

3. Dr. Orion is not allowed to claim he is the king/queen of anything.

4. "you arent my dad" is not an excuse to ignore any authority figure.

5. Dr. Orion is not allowed to insult discord moderators.

6. Dr. Orion should not be allowed to speak in public spaces without supervision.

6. No, Dr. Orion cannot and will NOT be allowed to cosplay as "invincible" or any other invunerable characters.

7. Never accept any items from Dr. Orion without ensuring they are safe to handle.

8. Dr. Orion does not decide what is and what is not funny.

9. If Dr. Orion has to ask, it isn't a good idea.

10. Dr. Orion is not a rapper, or musical producer of any kind, and should not be allowed access to any form of studio space.

11. Dr. Orion will not force personnel to board any form of transportation.

List #1 

1. Dr. Orion does not rule anything, especially the world.

2. You are not required to follow any instructions given by Dr. Orion at any time.

3. Do not give Dr. Orion any form of barbecue sauce, even if asked nicely.

4. Dr. Orion cannot edit these forms anymore.

5. No coffee is naturally laced with Covid-19, and all claims of this nature made by Dr. Orion should be ignored.

6. "For the emperor" is NOT a reason to commit any act that violates the law.

7. Blood is not "spicy straw berry juice" and cannot be commercially bottled.

8. Dr. Orion is no longer allowed to perform any kind of medial procedure.

9. Airplanes are not "magical time machines".

10. Dr. Orion cannot blow you up with their mind.

List #2

1. Dr. Orion does not pocess the ability to consume anything other than edible items.

2. Do not give Dr. Orion any non-food items with intention for them to consume it, they will.

3. Dr. Orion is no longer allowed to attend any convention.

4. Dr. Orion may not run a youtube channel, or any channel of any kind.

5. Dr. Orion is not to be given ketchup and a knife "for fun" again.

6. Dr. Orion may not utlize explosives to solve electronic issues.

7. Dr. Orion may no longer utilize any form of explosive medium.

8. Guns are not "fun time play toys" and Dr. Orion may not give them out freely.

9. No, love is not a "hurricane" and Dr. Orion is no longer allowed to travel anywhere near Florida.

10. No matter how many times Dr. Orion may claim it, chocolate fountains are not related to "The Fountain of Youth".

List #3

1. Dr. Orion may not listen to any music outside of the Jazz and Swing genres anymore.

2. Dr. Orion is not any form of secret agent, and does not work with the government.

3. After previous issues, Dr. Orion is no longer allowed to wear fedoras and sunglasses together for any reason.

4. At no point should Dr. Orion have any form of screw driver or hammer unless supervised.

5. No more pocket knifes, or hatchets, or machetes.

6. You do not owe Dr. Orion any debt, and you do not have to repay anything to Dr. Orion with your soul.

7. Dr. Orion is NOT allowed to make deals with people in exchange for their first born sons.

8. Dr. Orion is not any form of superhero, supervillan, or super anything.

9. All cooking should be done by other people after an incident regarding a certain kitchen oven.

10. Dr. Orion is not allowed ownership of any pet other than a cat.

List #4

1. No, life is not "roblox" or "minecraft" and Dr. Orion is not allowed to hold anyone captive as "trading villagers".

2. Dr. Orion is not to be directed to any media depicting severe weather events.

3. Dr. Orion cannot create severe weather events.

4. "Too see what happens" should not be accepted as reasoning for anything Dr. Orion does.

5. Keep Dr. Orion at least 500 feet away from any fire hydrants. (Remember New Hampshire)

6. Dr. Orion is not a master BMX trick performer.

7. Dr. Orion will not claim that they are the president of the united states.

8. Speak french.

9. Dr. Orion is not a member of the secret service, or any protection agency.

10. If at any point Dr. Orion says "uh oh", run.

11. Dr. Orion is no longer permitted to release swarms of any SCP's into ANY containment chamber.

12. After review, Dr. Orion may no longer travel to the states of Arizona or New Mexico for any purpose related to "getting my hands on that blue rock".

List #5

Everything Dr. Orion CANNOT do

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