Countere Magazine
Exploring the fringes of culture
“Love Thy Master”: The Medieval Morality of “A Christmas Carol” — Countere Magazine
“Love Thy Master”: The Medieval Morality of “A Christmas Carol” — Countere Magazine
Major World Events Influenced by the Deep State
Major World Events Influenced by the Deep State
There is the world of headlines and history books, and then there is the real world. This is the shadow world, the true world, the world influenced by the Deep State and various intelligence agencies. You would not believe the percentage of major world events influenced by Deep State entities. Most
"Respect the Locals" Cockatoo Shirt
"Respect the Locals" Cockatoo Shirt
IMPORTANT: US customers should order a size up, as this shirt's sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market. Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, inspired by the Countere Guide to Cockatoos . What better way to let outsiders know your pride and joy in your community? This unisex t-shir
Modern ZYNema 2: AGGRO PR1SC'
Modern ZYNema 2: AGGRO PR1SC'
Modern ZYNema is a showcase of recent additions to the great cinematic psyop, created by Darius Csiky. The modern man yearns for wealth, lusts over it, and covets his neighbor’s bag in a sort of inverse gambling addiction in which the pain of another’s loss feeds a sense of superiority within the
The Gayest Rappers of All-Time, Ranked by Gayness
The Gayest Rappers of All-Time, Ranked by Gayness
Editor’s Note: The following is a work of satire and not intended to be taken seriously—whenever we say “gay” in this article, we actually mean “happy.” Did you know most rappers are gay? Anyone who’s spent even one microsecond in the music industry immediately learns that 90% of the so-called “
The Countere Guide to Animal Frens: Cockatoos
The Countere Guide to Animal Frens: Cockatoos
So, you’ve come to learn more about the most demented bird in the animal kingdom? A bird that alternates between stand-up comedian, best friend, and demonically possessed toddler? Are you interested in learning esoteric secrets about the body language of cockatoos? Or are you simply a true-blue Auss
Medieval Knights in Modern Warfare
Medieval Knights in Modern Warfare
Within living memory, there was a time where modern warriors donned chainmail, mounted horses, and rode fearlessly into battle like their ancestors. It’s common to claim that time and technology move in a linear fashion–there is one development, and then another development, and these improvements
The Secret Russian KGB Book of Alien Races
The Secret Russian KGB Book of Alien Races
The “Secret Russian KGB Book of Alien Races,” formally titled Introduction to the Alien Races Book, is an intriguing document that alleges to have emerged from the late Soviet Union. The book is said to have been first created around 1946-1947, with continuous updates over the years.
Exploring the Afterlife: Tao Lin’s NYC Lecture on Near-Death Experiences
Exploring the Afterlife: Tao Lin’s NYC Lecture on Near-Death Experiences
Footnotes 1. For the Eastern, Dharmic traditions this continuation normally takes the form of reincarnation. In the West, generally speaking, we have the Final Judgement, then the sorting of souls into Heaven and Hell. And there’s a whole lot of of in-between that basically serves to c
A Voice for Open Source: An Interview With Hacker Amir Taaki
A Voice for Open Source: An Interview With Hacker Amir Taaki
Everyone knows the internet has gone rotten. Social media is a self-imposed surveillance apparatus, Google results are bought and paid for, and what remains of quality content is locked behind paywalls. Once upon a time, there were fun sites, like Newgrounds (free animation and games) and TOTSE (h
Modern ZYNema: Cinematographer Amin Jafari on “No Bears” (2022)
Modern ZYNema: Cinematographer Amin Jafari on “No Bears” (2022)
10 Historical Chads Who Practiced Celibacy
10 Historical Chads Who Practiced Celibacy
Photos: Easter in Quito, Ecuador
Photos: Easter in Quito, Ecuador
Catholicism is still a full-contact sport in the Ecuadorian capital. Quito’s colossal Virgen de El Panecillo statue sits atop a hill where a temple to the Inca sun god Inti once received human sacrifices. El Virgen still observes bloodshed from her high post as Inti once did, but today it comes fro
A Palestinian Agnostic Speaks Out
A Palestinian Agnostic Speaks Out
Gabriel grew up in Gaza. In this war, he lost his family and his faith. He blames Hamas.
The Original Bronze Age Perverts
The Original Bronze Age Perverts
In ancient times, nations worshipped thousands of spirits and gods. They are returning. The stripping away of a supernatural worldview from culture is a long-term strategy of the dark forces of the world. It was a counteroffensive in response to the devastating defeat of the pagan gods at the res
The Beauty of Non-Woke Environmentalism
The Beauty of Non-Woke Environmentalism
Although it is principled to teach children to care for the Earth, it is unethical to brainwash children to believe the earth is dying. Children love the Earth. As children we are born loving the animals, the land, and the sky. Over time, we slowly grow separate from that connection and view the l
Alex Lee Moyer Is Directing Her Third Documentary: An Interview
Alex Lee Moyer Is Directing Her Third Documentary: An Interview
An interview with the filmmaker of TFW NO GF and Alex’s War .
Photos: Take a Ride on the 3V Line in Cochabamba, Bolivia
Photos: Take a Ride on the 3V Line in Cochabamba, Bolivia
In October of 2018, I was pursuing a story in Cochabamba, Bolivia, doing what us journalists do most of the time when working on a story: waiting for a contact to call. So I did what I do when I’m in a city I don’t know, hop on the farthest bus line within the city and travel across it back and fo
I Climbed Nietzsche’s Footpath in France
I Climbed Nietzsche’s Footpath in France
You’ve Never Heard of Israel’s Most Wanted Man
You’ve Never Heard of Israel’s Most Wanted Man
Meet Mohammad Deif, also known as “The Cat With Nine Lives.” “All war is cruel and the only way to win against superior force is by ruse and trickery.” — General Georgios Grivas, Cypriot guerrilla leader On the first day of the November ceasefire of the Israel-Hamas War, crowds of Gazans poured
Why I Can’t Stop Watching 9/11 Videos
Why I Can’t Stop Watching 9/11 Videos
The Secret Life of the American Turkey
The Secret Life of the American Turkey
Blue Wizard Advice Column #2: Holy War
Blue Wizard Advice Column #2: Holy War
Royal Report: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
Royal Report: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle
The End of the World (Order)
The End of the World (Order)
A Red Heifer Is the Secret to Understanding the Israel-Hamas War
A Red Heifer Is the Secret to Understanding the Israel-Hamas War
Super Election RPG: Imagining the US Presidential Candidates as Video Game Characters
Super Election RPG: Imagining the US Presidential Candidates as Video Game Characters
Return to the Monroe Doctrine: A New Vision of American Foreign Policy
Return to the Monroe Doctrine: A New Vision of American Foreign Policy
Do Lizard People Rule Over Humanity? An Honest Investigation
Do Lizard People Rule Over Humanity? An Honest Investigation
Royal Report: King Charles [YouTube]
Royal Report: King Charles [YouTube]
Love America Clothing Is Reuniting the United States
Love America Clothing Is Reuniting the United States
Exhibit: Nostalgic Aesthetics From the Near Past
Exhibit: Nostalgic Aesthetics From the Near Past
The Advanced Star-Knowledge of the Dogon Tribe of West Africa
The Advanced Star-Knowledge of the Dogon Tribe of West Africa
PATREON (Vote on Stories)
PATREON (Vote on Stories)
The Age of Chipotle Is Over. The Era of Chick-fil-A Has Begun.
The Age of Chipotle Is Over. The Era of Chick-fil-A Has Begun.
Wake Up: An Interview With MythoAmerica
Wake Up: An Interview With MythoAmerica
Video: Apollo vs Dionysus
Video: Apollo vs Dionysus
The Phantom Battlefields of World War I
The Phantom Battlefields of World War I
Creativity in the Age of AI
Creativity in the Age of AI
“We Are All Indians Now”: An Interview With Artist Steven Leyba
“We Are All Indians Now”: An Interview With Artist Steven Leyba
Why Soyjaking Wins Arguments
Why Soyjaking Wins Arguments
Obituary: Ted Kaczynski
Obituary: Ted Kaczynski
The Spirit of the Samurai
The Spirit of the Samurai
Senõr Gigachad: An Interview With a Spanish Meme Maker
Senõr Gigachad: An Interview With a Spanish Meme Maker
The Bright Side of Global Warming
The Bright Side of Global Warming
Alt-Lit Ten Years Later: Who Went ‘Woke’?
Alt-Lit Ten Years Later: Who Went ‘Woke’?
How to Host a Flat Earth Party
How to Host a Flat Earth Party
Do Not Move in With Your Partner
Do Not Move in With Your Partner
Immortalism: The New Religion for Those Who Want to Escape Death
Immortalism: The New Religion for Those Who Want to Escape Death
Drinking From the Pump Well
Drinking From the Pump Well
The Subscription Car and the Death of Ownership
The Subscription Car and the Death of Ownership
The Hongshan Jade Controversy
The Hongshan Jade Controversy
The Ultimate Testosterone-Boosting Iceberg
The Ultimate Testosterone-Boosting Iceberg
Transitional Interior Design Balances the Past and Present — Countere Magazine
Transitional Interior Design Balances the Past and Present — Countere Magazine
On the Ground in East Palestine
On the Ground in East Palestine
Art Exhibit: 23rd-Century Wojaks
Art Exhibit: 23rd-Century Wojaks
Special Report: Wild Boars Have Invaded Rome, Italy
Special Report: Wild Boars Have Invaded Rome, Italy
The Last of the Georgists: The Forgotten 19th-Century Tax System Still Practiced in Arden, Delaware
The Last of the Georgists: The Forgotten 19th-Century Tax System Still Practiced in Arden, Delaware
Fiction: “Piggy Wiggy” by Natalya Malick
Fiction: “Piggy Wiggy” by Natalya Malick
Combat Evolved: The Similarities Between Chariot Tactics and Boxing
Combat Evolved: The Similarities Between Chariot Tactics and Boxing
Man's World Issue 9
Man's World Issue 9
How to Work in an Office When You Are Literally a Barbarian
How to Work in an Office When You Are Literally a Barbarian
The Countere Guide to Esoteric Nationalisms
The Countere Guide to Esoteric Nationalisms
The Inside Story Behind Kyle Rittenhouse’s New Shooter Video Game
The Inside Story Behind Kyle Rittenhouse’s New Shooter Video Game
Symmetry, Art, and Religion
Symmetry, Art, and Religion
Photos: A Summer Memory in Italy
Photos: A Summer Memory in Italy
Why We Must Teach Our Boys How to Fight
Why We Must Teach Our Boys How to Fight
POV: You're the Toxic Uncle at Thanksgiving [Interactive Fiction]
POV: You're the Toxic Uncle at Thanksgiving [Interactive Fiction]
Things We Like: AUTUMN Edition
Things We Like: AUTUMN Edition
Ghost Busting With West Virginia's Paranormal Investigators
Ghost Busting With West Virginia's Paranormal Investigators
The Allure of Retrofuturism
The Allure of Retrofuturism
OREGON TRAIL 🤠
OREGON TRAIL 🤠
Your Car Is Watching You
Your Car Is Watching You
The Dark Truth About Cats
The Dark Truth About Cats
The Countere Guide to Bri'ish Gangster Falms
The Countere Guide to Bri'ish Gangster Falms
Psychedelic Concierge to Celebrities: An Interview With Mike “Zappy” Zapolin — Countere Magazine
Psychedelic Concierge to Celebrities: An Interview With Mike “Zappy” Zapolin — Countere Magazine
Will Bonapartism Return to the West?
Will Bonapartism Return to the West?
The Countere Guide to Resisting Interrogation
The Countere Guide to Resisting Interrogation
What We Can Learn From Moss
What We Can Learn From Moss
The Future of AI-Generated Art Is Here: An Interview With Jordan Tanner
The Future of AI-Generated Art Is Here: An Interview With Jordan Tanner
The RETVRN Coffee Mug
The RETVRN Coffee Mug
The Secrets of Lake Mega-Chad
The Secrets of Lake Mega-Chad
Mass Murderers Anonymous: How Recovery Groups Could Stop the Next Mass Shooting
Mass Murderers Anonymous: How Recovery Groups Could Stop the Next Mass Shooting
The Second Great Trek of the Boers
The Second Great Trek of the Boers
Things We Like: "The Novelist" Edition
Things We Like: "The Novelist" Edition
The Purpose of Humans on Earth
The Purpose of Humans on Earth
Nature Is Not a Museum
Nature Is Not a Museum
Information Warfare: An Interview With Dr. Robert Malone
Information Warfare: An Interview With Dr. Robert Malone
Churn Butter: An Interview With Slowdown Farmstead
Churn Butter: An Interview With Slowdown Farmstead
Dougie Poole Renews Country Music With “The Freelancer’s Blues”
Dougie Poole Renews Country Music With “The Freelancer’s Blues”
The Dark Magic Behind the #DarkMAGA Movement
The Dark Magic Behind the #DarkMAGA Movement
MOG THE WORLD: The Story of Dark Iron Gains (Documentary)
MOG THE WORLD: The Story of Dark Iron Gains (Documentary)
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DONATE
Photo Essay: London Celebrates 4/20
Photo Essay: London Celebrates 4/20
"We're the Good Guys": How Simple Stories Corrupt Politics
"We're the Good Guys": How Simple Stories Corrupt Politics
Suicide Forums in a Dying Society
Suicide Forums in a Dying Society
An Open Letter on Justice & Medical Tyranny
An Open Letter on Justice & Medical Tyranny
Internet Shibboleths: A Guide to Based Jargon
Internet Shibboleths: A Guide to Based Jargon
The Beast of Gévaudan: The Monster That Terrorized 18th-Century France
The Beast of Gévaudan: The Monster That Terrorized 18th-Century France
Countere Español: "El Rey de lo Extraño: Una Entrevista con Zero HP Lovecraft"
Countere Español: "El Rey de lo Extraño: Una Entrevista con Zero HP Lovecraft"
Lockdown Callisthenics: The Antidote to Pandemic Paralysis
Lockdown Callisthenics: The Antidote to Pandemic Paralysis
City in Decay: Photos From San Francisco
City in Decay: Photos From San Francisco
Things We Like: LOVE Edition
Things We Like: LOVE Edition
The Countere Guide to Deer Hunting
The Countere Guide to Deer Hunting
She Practiced Santeria: A Tale of Demonic Seduction
She Practiced Santeria: A Tale of Demonic Seduction
America’s Meth Sentencing Laws Are Profoundly Unjust
America’s Meth Sentencing Laws Are Profoundly Unjust
The Countere Guide to Modern Dating
The Countere Guide to Modern Dating
Random America: UFO Burgers at the Roswell McDonald's
Random America: UFO Burgers at the Roswell McDonald's
King of the Weird: An Interview With Zero HP Lovecraft
King of the Weird: An Interview With Zero HP Lovecraft
THE COUNTERE PLAYLIST
THE COUNTERE PLAYLIST
The Countere Guide to Mushroom Hunting
The Countere Guide to Mushroom Hunting
Know Not: An Interview With Barrett Avner of the Contain Podcast
Know Not: An Interview With Barrett Avner of the Contain Podcast
The 12 Most Based Rap Albums of All-Time
The 12 Most Based Rap Albums of All-Time
COUNTERE ESPAÑOL
COUNTERE ESPAÑOL
Meet Paracelsus, the Based Alchemist & Populist Physician
Meet Paracelsus, the Based Alchemist & Populist Physician
War on Beauty: An Interview With Jack the Perfume Nationalist
War on Beauty: An Interview With Jack the Perfume Nationalist
Things We Like: “ALIENS” Edition
Things We Like: “ALIENS” Edition
Strength of the Father: “Dune” Is Star Wars for Adults
Strength of the Father: “Dune” Is Star Wars for Adults
Native American Ghost Stories: Skinwalkers, UFOs, & Wolf Woman
Native American Ghost Stories: Skinwalkers, UFOs, & Wolf Woman
COUNTERE WORLD MAP
COUNTERE WORLD MAP
Tower of Silence: The Vanishing Practice of Zoroastrian Sky Burial
Tower of Silence: The Vanishing Practice of Zoroastrian Sky Burial
The Mad Genius of Gothic Architecture
The Mad Genius of Gothic Architecture
The Countere Guide to Seasonal Soups
The Countere Guide to Seasonal Soups
Man's World Issue 4: The Book of the INTJ Lifter
Man's World Issue 4: The Book of the INTJ Lifter
An Interview With Sam Hyde on His New Novel “Jaihoo’s Trip to the Future”
An Interview With Sam Hyde on His New Novel “Jaihoo’s Trip to the Future”
The Original & The Conquered: The Invention of Indigenous Politics
The Original & The Conquered: The Invention of Indigenous Politics
Florida’s Bigfoot: The Legend of the Skunk Ape
Florida’s Bigfoot: The Legend of the Skunk Ape
I Ate Raw Beef From Around the World
I Ate Raw Beef From Around the World
Kanye West Is the Greatest American Artist
Kanye West Is the Greatest American Artist
Things We Like: "Leaving Society" Edition
Things We Like: "Leaving Society" Edition
Review: “CUCKOLD SIMULATOR” Lets You Play as a Beta Male Cuck
Review: “CUCKOLD SIMULATOR” Lets You Play as a Beta Male Cuck
Vaccine Passports for the Young and Disillusioned
Vaccine Passports for the Young and Disillusioned
Jay Electronica’s “Act 1” Has Finally Been Mastered. We Spoke to the Man Behind the Boards.
Jay Electronica’s “Act 1” Has Finally Been Mastered. We Spoke to the Man Behind the Boards.
Ten Years On: Camden Celebrates the Life of Amy Winehouse
Ten Years On: Camden Celebrates the Life of Amy Winehouse
One Last Hurrah at the London Freedom Rallies
One Last Hurrah at the London Freedom Rallies
An Interview With Alexander Dugin
An Interview With Alexander Dugin
The NEET Revolution: Why NEETs Will Change the World
The NEET Revolution: Why NEETs Will Change the World
Return to Your Hometown
Return to Your Hometown
This Is the Last Arthur Treacher’s in America
This Is the Last Arthur Treacher’s in America
Uncomfortable Slut: The Dark Side of Polyamory
Uncomfortable Slut: The Dark Side of Polyamory
All the Places That Have Banned Me
All the Places That Have Banned Me
We Marched With British Hippies Against New World Order
We Marched With British Hippies Against New World Order
We Visited a Ketamine Church in Brooklyn
We Visited a Ketamine Church in Brooklyn
Don’t Celebrate Your Enemy’s Demise
Don’t Celebrate Your Enemy’s Demise
The Neuroscience of Love: Research Shows Two Lovers Become One Person
The Neuroscience of Love: Research Shows Two Lovers Become One Person
Murder Rap: Yungeen Ace & Foolio Have Invented a New Drill Genre in Jacksonville
Murder Rap: Yungeen Ace & Foolio Have Invented a New Drill Genre in Jacksonville
He Was a Blind 23-Year-Old Weightlifter. Then He Got Shot in the Face.
He Was a Blind 23-Year-Old Weightlifter. Then He Got Shot in the Face.
An Open Letter to Panda Express
An Open Letter to Panda Express
The Countere Guide to Big Bass Fishin'
The Countere Guide to Big Bass Fishin'
An Interview With Mint Blitz, the Most Epic Halo Player Alive
An Interview With Mint Blitz, the Most Epic Halo Player Alive
Selling Drugs in Canada: An Ex-Gangster Tells His Story
Selling Drugs in Canada: An Ex-Gangster Tells His Story
Inside the Twisted World of AOC Deepfake Porn
Inside the Twisted World of AOC Deepfake Porn
Fiction: Three Stories by Natalya Malick
Fiction: Three Stories by Natalya Malick
In Defense of the Space Force
In Defense of the Space Force
An Interview with FRAX Founder Sam Kazemian, Creator of “The Stable Version of Bitcoin”
An Interview with FRAX Founder Sam Kazemian, Creator of “The Stable Version of Bitcoin”
Covid Buyer's Club: This Renegade Doctor is Importing Experimental Coronavirus Treatments
Covid Buyer's Club: This Renegade Doctor is Importing Experimental Coronavirus Treatments
The Countere Guide to Spotting NPCs
The Countere Guide to Spotting NPCs
Prions Are Going to End the World
Prions Are Going to End the World
Random America: Gibsonton, FL, Where Carnies Go to Die
Random America: Gibsonton, FL, Where Carnies Go to Die
Pro Wrestler Terry Funk Is a True American Hero
Pro Wrestler Terry Funk Is a True American Hero
“Just How Paleo Was the Paleo Diet?” From “Man’s World”
“Just How Paleo Was the Paleo Diet?” From “Man’s World”
The Book of the INTJ Lifter
The Book of the INTJ Lifter
2021 Inauguration: Vulture Journalists, Military Lockdown, and a Crusader Knight
2021 Inauguration: Vulture Journalists, Military Lockdown, and a Crusader Knight
Fiction: “Duper Chomper” by Jordan Castro
Fiction: “Duper Chomper” by Jordan Castro
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How to Run a Gang in Prison: We Interviewed a Heartless Felon Godfather
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