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"Worst Vacation Ever—Five Stars, Would Recommend." — Grady Hendrix, New York Times bestselling author of How to Sell a Haunted HouseWhite Lotus meets Kevin Wilson in this whip-smart social satire about a man who finds himself trapped...
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MJ Wassmer's debut novel, Zero Stars, Do Not Recommend will be published in summer of 2024. He is an author of speculative fiction, and has worked as a UPS package handler, professional treadmill cleaner, steakhouse busboy, and Spider-Man for children’s birthday parties. Following ten years in corporate, MJ left to start his own business while focusing on his true passion—writing silly things.
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