Violet N Spring
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Count Flatula: The Vampire with a Lot of Flatulence
Count Flatula: The Vampire with a Lot of FlatulenceViolet N SpringEbookCount Flatula: The Vampire with a Lot of Flatulence
By Violet N Spring
In the misty hills of Transylvania, a peculiar vampire roams the night—not for blood, but with an affliction that makes his legend unforgettable. Meet Count Flatula, cursed with eternal flatulence after a fateful encounter with the Great Garlic Merchant of Bucharest.
The villagers, tormented by his nocturnal "symphonies," band together with a daring plan to rid their land of his gaseous menace. But will their efforts bring peace, or will Count Flatula turn his curse into a powerful weapon?
Full of humor, absurdity, and a touch of gothic charm, this short story explores the lighter side of the undead. Perfect for readers who enjoy quirky tales with a twist of flatulent fun.
The Fart Before the Shit Storm: A Short Story About Boardroom Chaos
The Fart Before the Shit Storm: A Short Story About Boardroom ChaosViolet N SpringEbookDive into The Fart Before the Shit Storm, a laugh-out-loud office comedy that takes workplace embarrassment to a whole new level. Burt, a confident corporate climber, is ready to deliver the pitch of his career in front of his colleagues. Armed with a meticulously prepared PowerPoint and a dose of self-assurance, he’s set to dazzle the room—until an unexpected sound derails everything.
What begins as a small, awkward disruption quickly escalates into an unforgettable catastrophe involving a silent-but-deadly culprit, an escalating chain reaction of horror, and an ill-fated escape to the nearest bathroom. From stolen glances to a full-blown "storm," Burt’s pitch transforms into the ultimate cautionary tale of workplace infamy.
Packed with sharp humor and cringe-worthy moments, this short story will leave you gasping with laughter and grateful you weren’t in the room. Perfect for fans of absurd office hijinks and anyone who’s ever faced an embarrassing moment they’d rather forget.
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Violet N Spring has been a member of Linktree for 1 year and joined in November 2024. Resources violetnspring has populated their site with include: • Violet N Spring Amazon Page • Noxious Winds: A Humorous Tale of Stink and Bravery • Toots, Poots, and Thunderclap: A Legend in Little Bluster • Count Flatula: The Vampire with a Lot of Flatulence • The Fart Before the Shit Storm: A Short Story About Boardroom Chaos • New Merch on Redbubble • Old Merch on Teespring • VioletSpring TikTok • VioletSpring Instagram • VioletSpring YouTube • VioletSpring Twitch
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