The Nutman's Nuts

Here is the story I tell. When I was growing up, and my sisters were starting to date. My mother took them aside and told them that the best form of birth control was to put an aspirin,nickle, dime, or quarter between their knees and hold it there until they got off of their dates. But as you know, too many young girls let the aspirin fall and got pregnant,so modern technology came up with this hazelnut which replaces the aspirin. They hold it between their knees instead. If they were to go out and fool around they were supposed to break the nut.