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No One Told Me: The Hilariously Honest Survival Guide to ParentingKitty WeissPaperbackNo One Told Me: The Hilariously Honest Survival Guide to Parenting by Kitty Weiss You were told to expect sleepless nights and diaper duty. But no one told you... The TV remote would become your child’s favorite toy, or that you’d seriously consider bribing a toddler with Goldfish to stop licking the dog. This isn’t a how-to manual. This is the “laugh-so-you-don’t-cry”, snack-stained, emotionally exhausted parenting survival guide you didn’t know you needed — until you were hiding in the bathroom crying into a cold cup of coffee. From phantom baby cries to poop blowouts, mom guilt to snack-based diplomacy, No One Told Me tackles the chaos of parenting with unfiltered humor and heartfelt truth. If you’ve ever: * * Googled “can a child survive on Goldfish alone” * * Hidden in the bathroom just to breathe * * Called a friend just to say “I’m fine” while slowly unraveling Then this book is for you. Inside, you’ll find: * * Real talk about newborn sleep (or lack thereof) * * The secret language of toddler negotiations * * Why your pediatrician is basically your therapist * * A reminder you’re not alone — even when you're Googling poop colors at midnight 💛 Honest. Hilarious. Hugely relatable. Perfect for baby showers, exhausted moms, tired dads, or anyone who just needs a good laugh and a little validation. Grab your copy today and laugh your way through the madness.
No One Told Me: The Hilariously Honest Survival Guide to ParentingKitty WeissEbookYou were told to expect sleepless nights and diaper duty. But no one told you… the TV remote would become your child’s favorite toy, or that you’d seriously consider bribing a toddler with Goldfish to stop licking the dog. Welcome to No One Told Me—the laugh-out-loud, painfully honest survival guide for every parent who has ever whispered, “What the hell is happening?” under their breath at 3 a.m. From phantom baby cries to poop blowouts, mom guilt to snack-based diplomacy, this book tackles the beautiful chaos of parenting with unfiltered humor and heartfelt truth. Whether you’re a new parent wondering if your baby is broken (they’re not) or a seasoned pro just here for the validation (you deserve it), you’ll find comfort, comedy, and camaraderie in these pages. Inside, you’ll find: * Real talk about newborn sleep (or lack thereof) * The secret language of toddler negotiations * Why the pediatrician is your unofficial therapist * And the comforting reminder that you’re not alone—even when you’re Googling poop colors at midnight Perfect for baby showers, exhausted moms, overwhelmed dads, and anyone with a sense of humor and a kid in their life, No One Told Me is your new parenting BFF in book form.