Summary:
This book is a retelling of the Twilight movies and Midnight Sun in a similar style of humor found in The Princess Bride, Spaceballs, Monty Python, The Office and Parks & Rec!
There's blood, baseball, TONS of Twilight movie quotes, mythology, shapeshifters and more!
The only *spice* is in the food - no smut or swear words.
What animal does Jason turn into??
What does Tedwin have a collection of in his room??
How does Ella find out she was born to be an umpire??
I hope this book makes you laugh!! and part 2 is coming in 2026!!!