@madelinegoetz

@madelinegoetz has been a member of Linktree for 4 years and joined in October 2021. Resources madelinegoetz has populated their site with include: • Our Military Is SICK AF, Bro - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency • To Get Hot, Break Your Jaw. Then Everything Else - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency • “Just Peachy,” and Other Fruity Feelings - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency • Opinion | Tactical gear, for the morning commute • Give Us Access to Your Ring Camera and Maybe We’ll Find Your Dog - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency • Red and Green Flags, According to Protagonists of Hallmark Christmas Movies - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency • How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency • Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom Was Funded by Private Donors. Same Goes for the Crocodile Moat - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency • Ranking Things from Quiet Luxury to Loud Luxury | The New Yorker • The ABCs of dog ownership - The Boston Globe • Welcome to Our Quarry Pit - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency • Texting with my landlord - The Boston Globe • A Categorical Ranking of Dogs • Google Maps Introduces: Walking Speed Accuracy Filters • Decoding Cat Adoption Biographies • I Am the Servant in the Beast’s Castle Who Was Turned into a Chamberpot, and Nobody Ever Asks Me to Sing • Niche Romance Novel Microtropes • Trump’s Tariffs: An Explainer • Excerpts from “Caring for Your Epilogue Baby” • What Your Sweater Says About You • We’re Throwing an Adult Party • Welcome to Our New and Improved Santa’s Village and Tree Farm and Water Park • Entries from a Journal I Think Will Be Read by Other People | Points in Case • Rules for Our Cranberry Bog • Table Options for Your Dinner Reservation • I’m Voting for Him, Not Endorsing Him—There’s a Huge Difference • FAQ About ExxonMobil’s Plant-a-Tree Pledge | Points in Case • Please Stop Doing Crimes in Our CubeSmart | Points in Case • What to Say If Someone Offers You a Cigarette | Points in Case • Mood Lighting for Life’s Pivotal Moments | Points in Case • I Know This Amazing Bar | Points in Case • I Know This Is Your Summer Hangout, but as Your Father I Think It Would Be Much Better If I Fired up the Grill | Points in Case • Our RV Has a Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Plenty of Space for Our Seven Children • I’m an Hermés Sales Associate, and You Need to Get the Fuck Out | Points in Case • I’ll Be Honest, I Thought Robbing Banks Would Be Easier – Weekly Humorist • How to Hit It Off with My College Friend You’re About to Meet at This Party • Quiz: Will You Risk Your Life To Protect Your Company’s Cybersecurity? • Meet the Only Sustainable Clothing Company That Upcycles Your Old Clothes and Sells Them Back to You • Welcome to Our Cul-De-Sac • I Don’t Speak on Behalf of Other Politicians, Which is a Practice I Definitely Didn’t Just Make Up to Avoid Talking about Trump Praising Putin • What Your Coffee Table Book Says About You | Weekly Humorist • Welcome to Our Town’s Walking Tour Where We Choose to Focus on Abraham Lincoln’s Visit Here and Not That Famously Bad Thing That Happened in the 80s | Weekly Humorist • Meet the Animal Mayors Running, Scampering, and Flying for Reelection in 2022 | Weekly Humorist • The Totally Normal and Perfectly Legal Ways We Stored Official White House Documents • Dog Training For Cowards | Weekly Humorist • Student Loan Acceptance: A Solution Brought To You By The Grand Old Party | Weekly Humorist • NOW CASTING: Romantic Lead For New Wave Reality Dating Show Filmed Primarily In A Sensory Deprivation Chamber | Weekly Humorist • Hello My So-Called Plant Sitter, Care To Explain These 45 Dead Ferns? | Weekly Humorist • An Update from MIT’s Very Desperate Color Lab Director • Shooting Stars after Shooting Penguins in Frigid Isolation for 27 Years • Refresh Your Feed! We Just Posted Our Wedding Photos and You’re Going to Look at Them Every Last One • I Was the Lemur Handler on “Zoboomafoo” and My NDA Just Expired | Points in Case • Thank You For Listening To Our Podcast! | Weekly Humorist • Free Titles For Your Right-Wing Memoir | Weekly Humorist • Pool Rules For Dan | Weekly Humorist • The Status of Your Epic Romance, According to His Smile • A Sea Turtle With a Plastic Straw Stuck Up Its Nose Has Some Thoughts on Recycling | Weekly Humorist • Odyssey Cruise Lines Now Offering Competitive Rate of $21 an Hour for a Ten-Year Adventure • God Announces He Will Forgive Some Sins | Weekly Humorist • Exciting New Flight Formations for Canadian Geese • Senator Susan Collins Reacts to Other Sidewalk Chalk Art | Weekly Humorist • 8 Terrible, Terrible Bets I Placed During the Super Bowl • Grandma’s Quick & Easy Chocolate Chip Cookies and Entire Life | Weekly Humorist • I’m Susan Collins and, By Golly, I’ve Been Duped Again! | Weekly Humorist • Leaking Our Decision To Overturn Roe v. Wade Violates The Supreme Court’s Privacy And Government Bodily Autonomy | Weekly Humorist • Devin Nunes Addresses Beta Tester Feedback Amid Soft Launch of Trump’s New Social Media Platform • Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him • Can Anyone Give Me (and 17 Beavers) a Ride? • List: 10 Ways My New Relationship Is Nothing Like the Ryan Lochte Gas Station Scandal of the 2016 Rio De Janeiro Olympics | Points in Case • Zoinks! Scooby Doo And Mystery Inc. Owe A Lot Of Money To The IRS • Why I’m Selling My 4-Bed, 3-Bath, 37-Moving-Bookcase Home • List: What I Imagine Happens in the Books I Tell People I’m Reading | Points in Case • Quiz: Can You Afford What’s Inside That Cool Retail Store? | Points in Case