The Peedmont

The Peedmont has been a member of Linktree for 5 years and joined in October 2020. The social media accounts linked to from The Peedmont are: • Facebook • Instagram • Patreon • Email • X Besides social media accounts, thepeedmont has populated their site with: • Best Virginia Mountain Ranges for Building Your Unabomber Shack • thepeedmont.com • We Ranked Virginia’s Counties in No Particular Order • We Ranked the Best Features About This $3,000/Month 2BR/1BA House in Willow Lawn • Op-ed: I’m a Monument Avenue Purebred and You Play Cornhole Where I Shit • VCU Brandcenter Offers Newest Track: Insufferability • Tim Kaine Rejected by Fifth Jam Band He Tries to Join • “Just Be Careful in the City” Short Pump Father Reminds Son Before Going Out in the Museum District • Felts Family Members Questioned in Connection to Smithfield Drive-By Hamming • Staunton Man Claims It’s His Constitutional Right to Contract COVID-19 • Virginia Tech Student Recovering After Body Rejects Liver of UVA Grad • Sheetz and The Veil Brewing Team up to Make Regular Unleaded IPA • We Ranked the Two Restaurants in Aylett, Virginia From Best to Worst • Family Holds Intervention For NOVA Man Claiming To Be From DC • Officials Recommend Telling Family You Love Them Before Attempting 64/95 Merge at Bryan Park Interchange • NoVa Officials Finalize State Border Wall To Protect From Possible Invasion of Philadelphia Eagles Fans • Williamsburg Colonist Actor Really Getting on British Patrolman Actor’s Nerves • New Study Reveals 100% of Richmonders Base Grocery Store Options on Whether or Not They Carry Ukrop’s Baked Goods • We Ranked the Best Parking Spots in the City That You Have 30 Seconds To Get To Before It’s Too Late • Lewis Ginter Faces Backlash for HellFest of Lights Exhibit • Quaint, Picturesque Shenandoah Valley Town Probably Racist • Secco Wine Bar Offers Discounted Tasting Menu Upon Proof of Third Divorce • Op-Ed: If PBR Wasn’t a Good Beer, Then It Wouldn’t Have Won the “America’s Best” Award in 1893 • Three White Guys in Arlington Obligated to Create Podcast • Classified Documents Found in Joe Morrisey Residence Showing He Has Seven More Kids Than He Thought • Dominion Announces Plans To Move Entirely To Renewable Energy by 2030 Haha NVM JK LOL • Aging Can of Bud Light Tearfully Watches as Local IPA Can Gets Font-of-Shelf Treatment Again • Ellwood Thompson’s Delivery Driver Accidentally Drops Off Weed Stash • Department of Environmental Quality Votes To Chlorinate the Chesapeake Bay • RPD Tear Gasses Single Marijuana Joint Left on Sidewalk • Grubhub Begins Tattoo Delivery in Richmond • Henrico Woman Who Plans to Spend New Year’s Eve at Home Hailed as Genius • Report: Everyone in Family Brought Smithfield Ham to Christmas Dinner Potluck • Joe Morrissey Vows To Lower Voting Age From 18 to 17 if Elected • Op-Ed: I Used to Think Gentrification Was a Bad Thing, Then I Tried Korean BBQ Tacos With an IPA • “Everyone should just buy their own homes” Reports Millennial With Windsor Farms Lineage • Conservative Christian Group Forced To Dine on Own Salty Tears Following Metzger’s Canceling Their Reservation • Breweries Adding Etch A Sketches and Hot Wheels to Compete With Barcades • We Interviewed That One Pole at The Broadberry That Blocks Your View at Every Show • Richmond Police Introduce Gingerbread Tear Gas for the Holidays • Youngkin Proposes Giving People Bulletproof Red Sweater Vests to Combat Gun Violence in Lieu of Gun Legislation • Guy Who Brings Napkins Every Year to Friendsgiving Not Even Trying • Terry McAuliffe Brings Case of Natty to Governor’s Thanksgiving Dinner • We Ranked the One Spice Glenn Youngkin Uses on His Thanksgiving Turkey • Rhinedr: A New Dating App Specifically for Neo-Nazis • Soccer Bro Rises from Hibernation to Condescendingly Explain Offside to Bar During World Cup • Friendsgiving Delayed as Group of Five 30-Year-olds Busy Every Weekend Until 2026 • Local Speakeasy Patron Suspects Bartender Has Made up at Least Half of Ingredients Listed in Cocktail • Jeff Sessions Seen Auditioning for Tysons Corner Christmas Elf • Justin Bieber to Join the Joel Bieber Law Firm • Doctor Confirms Participant in Richmond Marathon Still Going to Die One Day • Marathon Runner Realizes Halfway Through Course That It’s Not Worth the Social Media Post • Commuters Rejoice as Mayor Stoney Declares One Day Confinement of Monument Avenue Joggers • Glenn Youngkin Wears Lucky Sweater Vest To Polling Station • “Who’s Running in This Bitch Again?” Asks Shitfaced Terry McAuliffe in Voting Line on Election Day • Amanda Chase Votes for Yesli Vega Six Times To Cancel Out Any Potential Voter Fraud • Op-Ed: “I got my first old fashioned handy behind the Virginia Center Commons Sears. This is my story” • Monument Avenue Millionaire Hands out Full-Sized Candy Bars Like Some Kind of Big Shot • Museum District Resident Regretting Sexy Arthur Ashe Costume • Area Vigilantes Seek Justice Against People Leaving Carts in Grocery Store Aisles • Chief Smith Learns of Own Resignation Through Anonymous Tip • We Ranked the Sexiest Buildings in Richmond • Water Country USA Announces Winter Schedule To Compete With Kings Dominion • Italian Resident Gives Native American Neighbor Covid-19 on Indigenous Peoples’ Day • Fan Resident Dies of Dysentery During Journey to Wegmans • Richmond to Only Allow Vaccinated Chesterfield Residents To Cross River Into City • “Nobody Wants To Work Anymore,” Reports Hopewell Tourism Council • Report: Majority of Richmond Willing to Sacrifice Nutzy in Satanic Ritual in Order To Save Kitchen 64 • John Carpenter Announces Sequel: “Escape From Liberty University” • Family Prepares for Dad’s Annual Blackout at St. Benedict Oktoberfest • Is This Man the New Seal of Virginia? • City Council to Hire Olympic Judges to Score People Parallel Parking In Carytown • Byrd Theatre To Offer Chiropractic Care During Lengthy Shows • Report: It’s Still Fucking Monday Even While Working From Home • Starbucks Warns Other Locations Attempting to Unionize About the Dangers of Earning More Money • Younkin to Strip Powhatan County of Its Name to Honor Queen Elizabeth • We Ranked the Only Stoplight in Floyd County • Virginia Tech Football Fan Claims This Is Their Year for 12th Year in a Row • BREAKING: Joe’s Inn Patron Makes Dent in Lasagna Dish • Arlington Millennial Keeps Insisting That Living in Arlington “Just as Good as Living in Georgetown” for Reassurance • Richmond Police Chief Remains 100% Certain They May or May Not Have Stopped Mass Shooting • Report: Your Uncle on Social Security Upset Over College Debt Forgiveness • Liberty University To Begin Selling Communion Wine at Sporting Events  • Hardywood Singel Lands Coveted Spot on West End Applebee’s Draft List • William and Mary Campus Police Issue Warning: Line to Enter Swem Library Currently Seven Miles Long • Op-Ed: I’m an Incoming VCU Freshman and I’d Love to Tell You Why Jaywalking Is a Human Right • Georgetown Alumnus Makes Sure You’re Aware He Knows Three Politicians Personally • New Study Reveals 94% Chance Your Favorite Rock at Belle Isle Will Be Occupied During Your Next Visit • Mom Sad to See Son Go to VCU but Happy to Be Fucking Dad in Living Room Again • River City Sports Announces New Fall Sport: Jousting • Standing in Line Festival Opens This Saturday • Carytown Watermelon Festival to Offer Crisis Centers for Patrons Who Forget to Bring Their Dogs • Bass Pro Shops To Require Proof of Ruger AR-556 Ownership To Enter • Topgolf Offers $1,000 Cash Prize to Anyone Who Can Put a Ball Through Carvana Tower • Op-ed: Why Isn’t There a Soviet Union Food Festival in Richmond? • VCU Tour Guide Reminds Prospective Students It’s Not Too Late to Start Donating to the Alumni Society • Richmond Police Reports They’re the Ones Who Killed Bin Laden • GRTC Busses Install Truck Racks To Accompany Gas Guzzling Trucks • Youngkin Calls for Ban on School Books That Teach About Origins of GWAR • Liberty University’s New White History Course Just 50 Minutes of Staring at Statue • Non Confrontational Vineyard Patron Just Agrees That There’s Hints Of Pears In Chardonnay • New Study Finds Charlottesville Drivers Need To Hurry The Fuck Up • Amanda Chase Vows Revenge Against Girl Whose House Landed on Sister • Area Man Gets Lost “Finding Himself” On Appalachian Trail • VCU Student Quits Drama-Filled Restaurant For Another Drama-Filled Restaurant • Virginia Family Boycotting Disney Still Won’t Consider Virginia Beach • Man Rages Inside Dollar Tree; Total Damage Amounts To $52 • Report: That F-150 on I-95 Will Never Let You Merge • Texas Beach Votes to Secede From Richmond • Saturday Afternoon on Virginia Beach Boardwalk Mistaken for Gathering of the Juggalos • Virginia Supreme Court Decision Allows Lamb of God Back in Public Schools • Naval Station Norfolk Command Reminds F/A-18 Pilots That Geese Have Right of Way • We Dispatched Our Intern to Review Valentine’s Meat-Juice; Now Hiring Intern • Previously Unknown Mountain Bike Group Discovered on Belle Isle • We Ranked Five Things in Virginia That Have More Rights Than Women • Nation’s Democrats Promise More Inaction To Counter Roe v. Wade Ruling • University of Richmond Graduate Shocked to Find Out That VMFA Happy Hour Has Art • Henrico Woman Receives 23andMe Results, Horrified to Discover Family Is From Petersburg • Self-Described Adventurer from West End Only Went to Nags Head Four Times Last Year • Global Sperry Shortage Causes Panic On UVA Campus • Grandstaff & Stein Speakeasy Now Offering Night in Jail to Commemorate Prohibition • Millennials in Richmond Now 8% More Screwed Due to Housing Value Increase • USS Wisconsin to Provide Luxury Apartment Housing for Norfolk’s Millennials • SPCA and Police Team up to Crack Down on Church Hill Feral Cat Gangs • We Sent a Writer to Report on the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel and He Died Trying to Hold His Breath Through It • Visiting Californian Breaks Record for Most Complaints About Humidity in 24-Hour Period • Health Concerns Emerge as Teens Use Chesterfield Factory Smog to Get High • Mayor Stoney’s Redevelopment Plan to Include Sweet Bounce House • Group of Curious VCU Students Enter One Eyed Jacques, Exit as Newly Formed Dwarf Guild • Wakefield: “Fuck it, we give up” • VCU Chili’s Promises Baby Back Ribs Will Have “20% More Baby” During Restaurant Week • Local Fourth Grader Takes First At Annual Spotsylvania Easter Egg Battle Royale • Guy Who Just Hiked Through Four Miles of Appalachian Trail Even More Annoying Than Before • Amanda Chase Insists Bucket of Pig’s Blood for Child’s Science Experiment • Jeans Still Damp After Seventh Cycle in Fan Apartment Dryer • Nordstrom’s Closing Announcement Unleashes Swarm of Murder Helens in Short Pump • Civil War Reenactment Troop Advised To Sanitize Hands Between Each Confederate Kill • Band Performing in D.C. Forgets to Prepare Uninformed Political Statement Before Concert • Flying Squirrels to Offer Free Keg to Anyone Staying After the Third Inning • Jefferson Hotel Having Second Thoughts About Instituting Giant Jenga During Tea Time • Scientists Warn Richmond Skyline Will Run Out of Photographs by 2023 at Current Rate • Nutzy the Flying Squirrel To Be Neutered, Renamed Craig • We Tried a Flight of Distilleries’ and Breweries’ Hand Sanitizers and Would Actually Prefer a Double IPA, Please • Arlington Bro Not Having Best Luck With “So Did You Get Vaccinated” Icebreaker on Tinder • Officials Warn Attacks From Terrorist Organization Known as “Seasonal Allergies” on the Rise • Experts Suggest Not Going for Illegal Left Turn on Broad Street Even Though It May Cut Your Commute Time in Half • Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen Announces Plan to Add at Least Three More Allens • James Madison University Men’s Basketball Team Training Hard for March Madness Watch Party • Area Dad Can’t Wait to Tell Kids What Short Pump Was Like Before the Mall • Report: Richmond Residents Say Gas Must Hit $17 Per Gallon Before They’ll Consider Bolt Scooters • Scientists Send Rover In Search Of Intelligent Life West Of Interstate 81 • Shenandoah National Park Deer Just Not Feeling Photogenic Today • CDC Confirms 3rd Street Diner Patrons Only Bit of Population Immune to Coronavirus • Cyclist On Monument Ave Unaware That He Is Currently Most Hated Person In Town • Amanda Chase Disappointed Right to Bear Arms Not Included in Equal Rights Amendment • New RVA App Allows Users To Flake On 3, Even 4 Friends At Same Time • James River Calls in Sick to Work, Actually Heading to the River • Passive Aggressive War Rages Between Neighbors on Nextdoor • Tim Kaine Proposes Raising Debt Ceiling by $2 for Just One More Scratch Card • Study Reveals Listing “Have Beard” on Resumes Make You 45% More Likely to Find a Job in Richmond • Report: Tom Brady Eyeing Up VCU Football Head Coach Position • Five Virginians We Think We Could Beat up in a Street Fight • VDOT Announces Initiative to Aimlessly Move Construction Equipment From One Side of I-495 to the Other • Commonwealth Relieved Washington Football Team Opted for “Commanders” Over “White Devils” • Opossum Not Hit by Car on Route 29, Six More Weeks of Unpredictable Weather • Museum District Landlord Sublets Half Bath • Curt Autry and Jim Duncan to Square off in Celebrity Deathmatch at the Hof • Short Pump Mother Calls Critical Race Theory Tip Line Over Upcoming “A Journal For Jordan” Film Release • Proposal to Rename Lynchburg “Burgburg” Reaches State Committee • City Announces Plan to Begin Construction on Every Road Involved in Your Commute • Virginia Public Schools Add COVID-19 Testing to SOLs, Must Score at Least 80% to Pass • COVID-19 Appointed as New Assistant Head Coach for Men’s Basketball Team • East End and West End Rap Beef Becoming Heated • Amanda Chase Protests Melting Pot Restaurant For Promoting Immigration • Gun Group Mistakenly Shows up at Capital One Café • Ivermectin Street Vendor Excited for Lobby Day • Richmond’s Only Snowplow Guy Absolutely Thrilled for Coming Storm • Northam Not Sure If That’s Him Who Pardoned Joe Morrissey • Report: You Recognize That Guy Over There but You’re Not Sure From Where • Virginia Flaggers Debut White Cloth Face Mask to Commemorate Confederacy • Jason Mraz Thanks Virginia’s Frontline Personnel by Promising Not to Sing Anything • Virginia Beach Holds Public Forum to Determine if It’s Worth Saving in Event of Sea Level Rise • Op-Ed: Can We Just Skip to the Part in “Outbreak” Where We Try to Nuke the Entire City? • Siegel Center Sues White House Over Name “House of Havoc” • Report: Diversity Thrift Inventory 90 Percent “This End Up” Furniture • Report: U of R Fan Screaming “Roll Spides” Not Actually Having a Stroke • Tuvan Throat Singers Accidentally Summon Malevolent Deity at Folk Festival • Facebook • Twitter • Instagram • Buy a Shirt!