Hugh Behm-Steinberg
I'm a writer, editor and teacher recently relocated to Barcelona! Below are links to much of my published fiction.
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"Taylor Swift," Gulf Coast Literary Journal. Winner of the 2015 Barthelme Prize.
"Taylor Swift," Gulf Coast Literary Journal. Winner of the 2015 Barthelme Prize.
Your best friend Tina has three Taylor Swifts swimming in her pool. She has a miniature Taylor Swift she keeps on a perch, a Taylor Swift with wings. You’re so jealous. She’s not even paying …
"Original Ideas," Strange Pilgrims.
"Original Ideas," Strange Pilgrims.
"Frank invents a shrink ray." | Flash Fiction #5
"Customer Service," Pinch.
"Customer Service," Pinch.
“ There are an unimaginable number of crows before you, cawing and making clicking sounds. Some of them are already tapping on the windows. Some of them are already in the house. One of them is in front of your dog, who is trying to make himself as small as he possibly can be.”
"Every Night I Go to Sleep I Dream I’m Standing on a Pier, Staring Out at the Sea," Temple in a City.
"Every Night I Go to Sleep I Dream I’m Standing on a Pier, Staring Out at the Sea," Temple in a City.
Flash fiction Every Night I Go to Sleep I Dream I’m Standing on a Pier, Staring Out at the Sea by author Hugh Behm-Steinberg. Published in Temple in a City literary journal
"Wrens," The Woolf.
"Wrens," The Woolf.
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"Stoicism," Bull.
"Stoicism," Bull.
"The Call of Adventure," Midway.
"The Call of Adventure," Midway.
"Little Black Boxes," The Bloomin' Onion.
"Little Black Boxes," The Bloomin' Onion.
by Hugh Behm-Steinberg
"Tigers," South 85 Journal.
"Tigers," South 85 Journal.
"Ellipses are for People Who Can’t Handle Circles and Need More Time to Process the Terrible Miracle that is Life," Bending Genres.
"Ellipses are for People Who Can’t Handle Circles and Need More Time to Process the Terrible Miracle that is Life," Bending Genres.
"The Dots," Flash Fiction Magazine.
"The Dots," Flash Fiction Magazine.
There’s a mole on my left forearm, close by my wrist, half an inch before the end of my radius. Just a speck, had it all my life. But one night while brushing my teeth, I noticed my mole was no lon…
"Babies," Revolution John.
"Babies," Revolution John.
There’s a lot of noise, yelling, laughing, crying. The babies and toddlers are having the time of their lives, chewing on their wristbands, either that or they’re inflicting who knows what sorts of…
"Wants," God's Cruel Joke.
"Wants," God's Cruel Joke.
"Ice Cream," ergot.
"Ice Cream," ergot.
ergot. innovative horror
"Clarinet," Flash Boulevard.
"Clarinet," Flash Boulevard.
"Why Occasionally It’s Hard to Just Be Friends with People Who Practice Witchcraft," SoFloPoJo
"Why Occasionally It’s Hard to Just Be Friends with People Who Practice Witchcraft," SoFloPoJo
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“Therapy,” Citywide Lunch.
“Therapy,” Citywide Lunch.
I’m rage eating a bag of nuts in the yard, making such a mess of things that one of the squirrels has to climb down from one of the trees to ask if I’m ok. “I’m so not ok,” I tell the squirrel. I p…
"I’m Okay at Being a Person I Guess," Dodo Eraser.
"I’m Okay at Being a Person I Guess," Dodo Eraser.
A hedgehog runs onto our futon, waking me up. “It’s me, Susan!” she chirps. “Sorry to be back so late, I was out drinking with, um, friends; we wound up at this after party at the witches’ house, s…
"Plots," Hawkeye.
"Plots," Hawkeye.
I feel hopelessly stuck, so I go to the plot store, but everything they have is so relentlessly stupid I feel horribly depressed as well as stuck. But then this lady, dressed entirely in black, lingering in the young striver gets what’s coming to him aisle, looks at me and says, “If you’re looking for plots, go to the cemetery.” So I go to the cemetery, and I wander around, looking about, thinking if at least nothing comes to me, at least the fresh air will do me some good.
"At The Park," Literary Garage.
"At The Park," Literary Garage.
"Description is one thing among a number of things," Dishsoap Quarterly.
"Description is one thing among a number of things," Dishsoap Quarterly.
"Effective Marketing Strategies," January House Literary Journal.
"Effective Marketing Strategies," January House Literary Journal.
"Family Planning" and "It’s Easier Being a God than the Alternative," The Gorko Gazette.
"Family Planning" and "It’s Easier Being a God than the Alternative," The Gorko Gazette.
"My Ghost," Roi Fainéant.
"My Ghost," Roi Fainéant.
"Parachutes," Afterimages.
"Parachutes," Afterimages.
"Like Every Good Idea I Have Before I Open My Eyes," MoonPark Review.
"Like Every Good Idea I Have Before I Open My Eyes," MoonPark Review.
"Crows," Brilliant Flash Fiction.
"Crows," Brilliant Flash Fiction.
"Wings," Flashflood.
"Wings," Flashflood.
"Working On It," Waffle Fried.
"Working On It," Waffle Fried.
“Stephen Rogata,” Heavy Feather Review.
“Stephen Rogata,” Heavy Feather Review.
"Variety," egot.
"Variety," egot.
"The Bad Kids," Bull.
"The Bad Kids," Bull.
"Positive Reinforcement," Anti-Heroin Chic.
"Positive Reinforcement," Anti-Heroin Chic.
"Pie," Hex.
"Pie," Hex.
"Bitterness," Crow & Cross Keys.
"Bitterness," Crow & Cross Keys.
"The Amazing," The Glacier.
"The Amazing," The Glacier.
"Mice," Fiction Attic Press.
"Mice," Fiction Attic Press.
"Oscar," Invisible City.
"Oscar," Invisible City.
"The Little Dude," Star 82 Review.
"The Little Dude," Star 82 Review.
"Handiwork," Star 82 Review.
"Handiwork," Star 82 Review.
"The Fish," Star 82 Review.
"The Fish," Star 82 Review.
"Skip to the Good Part (Expanded Edition)," Coffin Bell.
"Skip to the Good Part (Expanded Edition)," Coffin Bell.
"Cindy," Roi Fainéant.
"Cindy," Roi Fainéant.
“Originality,” Heavy Feather Review.
“Originality,” Heavy Feather Review.
“Solve for X,” Indy Correspondent.
“Solve for X,” Indy Correspondent.
"The Instructions Said It Was Easy to Assemble But Now It Won't Stop Screaming," The Offing.
"The Instructions Said It Was Easy to Assemble But Now It Won't Stop Screaming," The Offing.
"As Fast As You Can," ergot.
"As Fast As You Can," ergot.
"Jesus Socks," Bull.
"Jesus Socks," Bull.
"Skip to the Good Part," Barren Magazine.
"Skip to the Good Part," Barren Magazine.
"Courage," Roi Fainéant.
"Courage," Roi Fainéant.
“Pieterjan Thyjssen” Heavy Feather Review.
“Pieterjan Thyjssen” Heavy Feather Review.
“Dad’s House,” Heavy Feather Review.
“Dad’s House,” Heavy Feather Review.
"Generosity," Bending Genres.
"Generosity," Bending Genres.
"Squirrels," Mercurius.
"Squirrels," Mercurius.
"Kenny Rogers," Interstellar Literary Review.
"Kenny Rogers," Interstellar Literary Review.
"A Song About Dogs," Lost Balloon.
"A Song About Dogs," Lost Balloon.
"Patty," X-R-A-Y.
"Patty," X-R-A-Y.
"Honey," The Cabinet of Heed.
"Honey," The Cabinet of Heed.
"Desire," Tiny Molecules.
"Desire," Tiny Molecules.
"Mouth," Dream Journal.
"Mouth," Dream Journal.
“Mom’s House.” Heavy Feather Review.
“Mom’s House.” Heavy Feather Review.
"Teeth," The Phare.
"Teeth," The Phare.
"DCUQ ANGRUQ," X-R-A-Y.
"DCUQ ANGRUQ," X-R-A-Y.
"Eternal," New Flash Fiction Review.
"Eternal," New Flash Fiction Review.
"Bob Ciano," Okay Donkey.
"Bob Ciano," Okay Donkey.
“Wallace Stevens,” Heavy Feather Review.
“Wallace Stevens,” Heavy Feather Review.
"The Names of Things," New Flash Fiction Review.
"The Names of Things," New Flash Fiction Review.
"Dogs," Occulum.
"Dogs," Occulum.
"Bibles," Atticus Review.
"Bibles," Atticus Review.
"Thorns," Grimoire.
"Thorns," Grimoire.
"True Story," Spelk.
"True Story," Spelk.
"New Bug City," The Airgonaut.
"New Bug City," The Airgonaut.
"Rent," Joyland.
"Rent," Joyland.
"Dorian Gray," Vestal Review.
"Dorian Gray," Vestal Review.
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