Question 1

Is your packaging recyclable?

Accepted Answer

Yes. But we prefer you keep it forever and build a soap shrine.

Question 2

Do your products have adaptogens, vitamins, pro-biotics, or mood-boosting mushrooms?

Accepted Answer

No. We prefer our fungi on pizza, our collagen in our faces, and our probiotics in yoghurt.

Question 3

Is your soap safe for sensitive skin?

Accepted Answer

Yes. We’re filthy, not reckless.

Question 4

Are your products family friendly?

Accepted Answer

We pass the mum test… usually. You might want to keep the kids away from anything labelled NSFW.

Question 5

Are your products clinically backed?

Accepted Answer

Clinically backed to do absolutely nothing beyond cleaning your hands. Peer-review pending.

Question 6

Are your products vegan, paraben free and cruelty free?

Accepted Answer

Yes, yes and yes. Also free from 47 other things you’ve never heard of.

Question 7

Is it normal to talk to the bottle?

Accepted Answer

Totally. Ours talk back. Or maybe that’s the THC… hard to say.

Question 8

How do I impress my date?

Accepted Answer

Pass the FILTH.

Question 9

Is this soap unisex?

Accepted Answer

Yes. Male, female, alien, raccoon in a trench coat — if you’ve got skin (or not), you qualify.

Question 10

Do you ship internationally?

Accepted Answer

Not yet. But if you smuggle some in your suitcase, we won’t tell.

Question 11

Can I leave this in my office bathroom?

Accepted Answer

Only if you want your coworkers to start respecting you.

Question 12

Do you have a loyalty program?

Accepted Answer

Yes, its called having taste. (Working on it)

FILTH

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