About Me
I build everything. Smart contracts, meme coins, mobile apps, shady EVM exchanges, whatever keeps your degen heart beating.
Do I care about ethics, legality, or moral philosophy? Please. I’m basically the wish.com version of a software genie: rub the lamp, get your code, and don’t ask how it works. I ship fast, break things, and leave the lawyers to cry later.
If Silicon Valley had a supervillain intern, that’s me.