@griffingoods
My mom's boyfriend... asked what I thought I was on a scale from one to ten; he called me a three...
Ten percent of nothing is... let me do the math here... nothing into nothing... carry the nothing...
Punch. Punch. Not pinch. What'd I say? I say pinch? Nah... you said... you said punch.
Would it be too much to ask for a little excitement?
The wonderful thing about falling in love is you learn everything about that person...
Six months I've been here, living off Starfleet protein nibs and the promise of a good meal...
All that is gold does not glitter; not all who wander are lost.
I've spent my whole life wanting something and doing my very best not to find it...
Every family has someone who falls... who stumbles... maybe I'm our faller.
I make sure their paperwork's all in order; I thought I'd try something different.
If you could make this pain in my shoulder stop for ten minutes, I would really appreciate it.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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